
There is a royal appointment whose entire job is walking people across this bay. It is 478 years old, and people still book months ahead.
That is the sort of place this is, and nobody covers it as one. Both shores, one email, every Thursday.
IN TODAY'S SCOOP

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Drums on the prom this Saturday
Bay Drumfest is Samba Espirito's own festival, put on for their tenth birthday with a £1,000 grant from Morecambe Town Council. It is free and runs from 1pm into the evening.
Eleven bands play a drum trail at spots along the promenade through the afternoon, starting outside the Stone Jetty Cafe. Alongside Samba Espirito there are Baybeat Street Band, Batala Lancaster, Boom Dang, Bjamba, Batida Rio, Valley Beats, Jubacana, Sambafriq, Banda Na Rua and Milnthorpe Steel Band. Samba and Afro-Brazilian drumming mostly, with the steel band as the odd one out. Northern Heights Stilt Walkers, The Performance School, Turning Point, Morecambe Bay Academy dancers and The Dance Hub perform too.
Baybeat Street Band is running a workshop for anyone who wants a go.
At 6.45pm the bands and dancers parade from the RNLI station back along the prom to Harry's Bar. That is the part to be there for.
Alongside the town council, the festival is backed by Morecambe BID, Lingwood Security Management, The King's Arms, The Midland Hotel, and 3R Foundation and Charity Shop.
Bay Drumfest | Morecambe promenade. Saturday, from 1pm. Parade 6.45pm from the RNLI station. Free. Details

Staying out after the parade? Guns 2 Roses play The Platform the same night, on a date moved from last October, and original tickets are still valid. Todd Terry, the New York house producer, is at Kanteena in Lancaster from 7pm. And NT Live: The Misanthrope starts at Victoria Hall in Grange at 7pm (more below).
Around the Bay

The mayor's race night, next Friday
Councillor Colin Hartley, the Mayor of Lancaster, is hosting a charity race night at Morecambe Town Hall on Friday 2 October. Doors open at 6.30pm and racing runs from 7pm to 11pm. Entry is £5.
The money goes to Morecambe Bay Foodbank and Citizens Advice North Lancashire, which between them support more than 15,000 people a year across the district.

The Misanthrope
The National Theatre's broadcast of The Misanthrope is showing at The Dukes in Lancaster and at Victoria Hall in Grange-over-Sands in the same week.
The Dukes has it at 5pm on Friday and 2pm on Sunday. Victoria Hall has it at 7pm on Saturday. It is rated 15. Neither venue publishes a price, so ring or book online. Pick whichever shore you are on.

Fewer morning trains at Haverthwaite from next week
From Saturday 3 October until the season ends on 1 November, the 09:50 and 10:20 trains on the Lakeside and Haverthwaite Railway do not run.
The timetable is published as an image, so check it on the day or ring 015395 31594 before driving over for a morning train.

Leighton Hall after the season
Leighton Hall's main season ends next week. Its events diary says Monday 28th and its opening times page says Wednesday 30th, so ring 01524 734474 before going.
After that the house keeps a few ticketed autumn days.
Tennants are holding a free valuations day on Thursday 1 October, 11am to 3pm. Elle Morse runs an autumn painting day on Saturday 10 October, 10am to 3pm, for £60 including materials. Apple Day is on Sunday 18 October, 10am to 3pm, with early bird tickets at £1 for under fives, £3.50 for ages 5 to 11 and £6.50 for everyone older.

WHAT'S ON · 24th SEPTEMBER - 1st OCTOBER
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Thursday 24th
911, 30th Anniversary Tour | The Platform, Morecambe. Doors 7pm, show 8pm
Sindhu Vee: Swanky | Grand Theatre, Lancaster. 7.30pm
The Highwayman by John Godber | The Dukes, Lancaster. 7pm, nightly to Saturday
Oasis: Don't Look Back in Anger (15) | The Dukes, Lancaster. 7.30pm
Drop-in singing session | Victoria Hall, Grange-over-Sands. 1pm to 2.30pm
Yoga and relaxation | Victoria Hall, Grange-over-Sands. 7pm to 8.30pm
RSPB Leighton Moss shop closes at midday | Silverdale. Reopens Friday 9.30am. The reserve and car park are open as usual

Yoga and relaxation | Victoria Hall, Grange-over-Sands. 7pm to 8.30pm
Friday 25th
An Intimate Evening with Peter Cox of Go West | The Platform, Morecambe. Doors 7pm
Maisie Adam: What's Her Face | Grand Theatre, Lancaster. 7.30pm. Ring 01524 64695 for availability
NT Live: The Misanthrope (15) | The Dukes, Lancaster. 5pm
The Death of Robin Hood (15) | The Dukes, Lancaster. Opens today, to 1 October
De Gaulle: Liberté | The Dukes, Lancaster. To Sunday
Beats Without Borders | Gregson Centre, Lancaster. 8.30pm
Lancaster Music Co-op fundraiser | The Pub, Lancaster. 7.30pm
Planet Mirth | The Coro, Ulverston. 7.30pm
Watercolour, art appreciation, life drawing and dance | Victoria Hall, Grange-over-Sands. Classes from 10am
👪 Arnside Country Market | Village Hall, Arnside. 9.30am to noon. Free

Planet Mirth | The Coro, Ulverston. 7.30pm
Saturday 26th
👪 Boutique Baby Sale preloved market | Carnforth High School, Kellet Road, LA5 9LS. 11am to 12.30pm. £2.50 on the door, children free
👪 Bay Drumfest | Morecambe promenade. From 1pm, parade 6.45pm. Free
NT Live: The Misanthrope (15) | Victoria Hall, Grange-over-Sands. 7pm
Guns 2 Roses | The Platform, Morecambe. Rescheduled date, original tickets valid
Todd Terry | Kanteena, Lancaster. 7pm to 1am
Laura Smyth: Born Aggy | The Dukes, Lancaster. 7.30pm. £24.50, 14+
The Highwayman, final day | The Dukes, Lancaster. 2pm and 7pm
Lancaster Comedy Club | The Borough, Lancaster. 7pm
Lancashire Riots story talk | Lancaster City Museum
I Was Glad! Come and Sing | Lancaster Priory
Quiz night for charity | Bay View Holiday Park, Bolton-le-Sands. 9pm
Live music with Lee Anthony | Silverdale Holiday Park. 8.30pm

Lancaster Comedy Club | The Borough, Lancaster
Sunday 27th
NT Live: The Misanthrope (15) | The Dukes, Lancaster. 2pm
De Gaulle: Liberté, final day | The Dukes, Lancaster
👪 Holker Hall and gardens, last day of the week | Cark-in-Cartmel. Gardens 10am to 5pm, hall 11am to 3.30pm
Sung Eucharist 10.30am, Choral Evensong 3.30pm | Cartmel Priory
Monday 28th
Leighton Hall's main season ends, per its events diary | Yealand Conyers. Its opening times page says the 30th. Ring 01524 734474
Yoga and relaxation | Victoria Hall, Grange-over-Sands. 6.30pm to 8pm
Tuesday 29th
Just An Illusion (12A) | The Dukes, Lancaster. 8.15pm
Wednesday 30th
👪 Holker Hall and gardens reopen for the week | Cark-in-Cartmel
Leighton Hall's main season ends, per its opening times page | Yealand Conyers
Thursday 1st
Tennants valuations day | Leighton Hall, Yealand Conyers. 11am to 3pm. Free
The Death of Robin Hood (15), last day | The Dukes, Lancaster
Any day
👪 RSPB Leighton Moss | Silverdale. The bearded tits are back on the grit trays and the first pink-footed geese are on the saltmarsh. The reserve no longer publishes opening hours or prices. The car park is open dawn to dusk, and 01524 701601 answers the rest
👪 Holker Hall and gardens | Cark-in-Cartmel. Wednesday to Sunday. Gardens 10am to 5pm, hall 11am to 3.30pm. £15.95 for both
Cartmel Priory | Cartmel. Monday to Saturday, 10am to 4pm. Free to go in
👪 Lakeside and Haverthwaite Railway | Haverthwaite. Season runs to 1 November. No 09:50 or 10:20 trains from 3 October
👪 Lakeland Motor Museum | Backbarrow. Adult £13.25, child £7.90, family £36, under fives free. Prices held to 1 November
The Dukes cinema | Lancaster. A daily film programme alongside the stage shows. The best bet for a wet afternoon
Victoria Hall | Grange-over-Sands. Classes most weekdays and films and live shows through to November. No prices published, so ring or call in
👪 Arnside Country Market | Village Hall, Orchard Road, Arnside. Fridays, 9.30am to noon. Free, with refreshments
👪 Ulverston street market | Town centre. Thursdays and Saturdays from 8am
The M6 between junctions 35 and 36 | One lane shut each way and 40mph until 11 December. Overnight northbound lane closures until 2 October

Arnside Country Market | Village Hall, Orchard Road, Arnside
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ONE GOOD THING

Holgates started with a lease on one field at Silverdale.
Billy and Miriam Holgate leased Middlebarrow Plain in 1956 and bought the lease outright in 1967. It is ten parks now, across both counties, with over 200 staff, and James and Thomas Holgate are the fourth generation in it. The firm is seventy this year.

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